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Easily one of the best interview horror stories I've heard, if not just because the unclimactic but ultimately unnerving reality of it. lol yer a trooper man, and you're absolutely right. Any company who doesn't take their hiring process seriously isn't a company worth working for (imo).

It was a total brain fuck because of how rushed and unprofessional it was. I was told the interview would last 30 minutes but it was over in roughly 5 minutes.

I think I made the mistake of putting freelance animation/artist work information at the bottom of my resume and he asked me "artist" questions that when I answered really honestly he just didn't even know what the fuck I was talking about and he asked me how long a single frame of frame by frame animation takes to do or as he called it "one of those tons of drawings" and I said "it depends anywhere from 5-20 minutes depending on detail and frame rate" but it's like he would interrupt before I could even answer the questions.

It's like he was throwing out questions he didn't even give a fuck to know the answers.

He then said "oh yeah I used to do art and draw, but I never pursued it" I asked him "what kind of art did you do" and whenever I would direct questions back at him it's like he would just ignore them entirely or try to change the subject really fast.

Ugh fuck that guy.

You sound kind of nervous in this update. Relax man

Seriously, that's hilarious/awful

You're not yourself when you're hungry, here have a snickers.

Any interview where you don't end up sucking the interviewer's dick, is a good interview.

THIS ISN'T A JOB INTERVIEW, IT'S A GLORYHOLE.

So let me get this straight...this documentary segment is about Everything, by Everyone? F*cking A.

Dunno if I'm the only one who thought this, but the whole interview seemed like a Newgrounds short/comic strip. But whatever, just because the company should go suck a dick doesn't mean it's not worth getting paid to suck dick for them.

Man, two dick sucking comments in a row, you guys really like sucking dick.